what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 


(Source: precumming, via aka-yourhighness)

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via glitterandnightmares)



it scares the shit out of me when middle aged people who have monotonous, stagnant, miserable lives and jobs say things to me like, “I used to travel a lot when I was younger too,” “I used to have your passion,” “when I was your age I wanted to work in [the field I’m interested in] too,” etc…

like, FUCK me if I wake up one day when I’m 47 and realize that I’m not living the life I wanted to be living


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I have stretch marks.


Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

(Source: happy-healthy-kitty, via neekasdiary)