Just finished watching Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with my mum.
- Mum: that's Obama! HAH!
- Me: no, mum, he's just some guy
- Mum: no, no, no, no
- Mum: that's Obama
- Mum: and he's going to be a vampire hunter like Abraham Lincoln! HAH!
So They Said:
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
“Hallelujah”
“HALLELUJAH”
“HALLELUJAH.”
(via thiskittydied)
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
this is some total recall shit i fuckin love it
(via thiskittydied)
This was not what I was expecting at all.
godamn
Instead of laughing I shall play this now.
my lungs ache of laughing omg help
MY DAD WALKED IN WHEN I STARTED PLAYING THIS AND OMFG
oh.
(Source: perfectcells, via the-little-moose)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
What in all of fuck’s name is wrong with you?
(via little-alternative-girl)
So this just happened on Facebook.
aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS
THANK
THANK THE THE UNIVERSE FOR THIS
(Source: sketch-ass-arachno-fondler, via thiskittydied)
PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN
BECAUSE
AND ALSO
JUST
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESSYOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
OMYGOD YES
YES PLEASE
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
NEED
(via pancakevase)
You are going to hell!!! GOD HATES FAGS!” A history lesson: A faggot is a bundle of sticks, originally used as a means for fires to engulf gays when they were burned at the stake. People were firewood. But Moses came across wood on fire and saw God in it. What is a burning bush but several branches on fire? Isn’t it funny how faggots and God can look the same sometimes?!- Elliot Darrow
this shit went so ridic at cupsi. this is that ric flar.
(via killthecolonist)
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
(via flakeybacon)
